Winchester XXX-Magnum Zombie-Killing Shotgun Shells Flying Off Shelves
As the rest of the world begins to awaken to the hordes of undead walking the streets, sales of 12-gauge shotgun shells have become a high-demand commodity. Milk and bread sales have slumped as terror-stricken citizens clamor for 1300fps ammo to destroy the brain-stems of our new zombie overlords.
While some manufacturers are scrambling for silver plated ammunition (which, by the way, only works on werewolves) Winchester has just released XXX-Magnum line with built in RFID technology so zombie hunters around the world can keep track of their kills without spending valuable time to write it down.
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