Filed under: Gaming, Portable Audio

Ok folks, let’s do a little role playing: imagine you’re some big manufacturing company in Taiwan. Just for argument’s sake, call yourself Foxconn Technology Group. Now imagine that your company produces one of the world’s most popular gadgets (call it the iPod) for a company in California (call them Apple Computer), and then two Chinese journalists also investigate and then your company later sues them for $3.77 million. Then, a British journalist investigates your factory and confirms that your workers are working in erm, questionable conditions — and even Apple starts looking into the matter. Upon further reflection of the absurdity of your lawsuit your company rescinds the lawsuit and reduces the damages to one yuan (12 cents). So, here’s the question: what is the next logical step in this crazy sequence of events? After studying every successful business guide that we could get our hands on and consulting with everyone from Bill Gates to Steve Jobs, we’ve discovered that the only possible, rational and meaningful subsequent business move would be to start selling Joan Mirò-inspired NVIDIA graphics cards. Yes, we knew they were coming as of a few months ago — but no, we don’t think that makes it a good idea now.

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Filed under: Desktops, Laptops

We should start off by saying that this could be nothing but cautionary corporate-speak, but rather than confirming the scheduled January ship date for Windows Vista — which is what everyone at the company’s annual analyst meeting wanted to hear — Microsoft exec Kevin Johnson seemingly opened up the door to fresh delay rumors by telling attendees that the beleaguered OS will be released “when it is available.” Johnson’s comments came as a response to analysts who wanted to know if Vista was still on track for a January release; instead of a simple “yes,” however, he told the group that “we are going to ship the product when it is ready, and we are going to take it milestone by milestone.” Now, what sounds like a non-denial of further delays could simply be part of a new policy to avoid making specific promises, but following Bill Gates’s recent “statistical analysis” that Vista is only 80% likely to ship in January, this development is troubling to say the least. At this point we don’t really know what to expect anymore, and since our current XP-powered setup already does everything we need it to, we’re getting pretty close to not caring if Vista is ever released at all.

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If you’re one of the many folks eagerly awaiting the January release of Windows Vista, then there’s a small-but-not-insignificant chance that you may be in for a letdown — a 20% chance, actually, according to outgoing Microsoft CTO, lifelong Engadget reader, and occasional video pirate Bill Gates. During a presentation in Cape Town, South Africa, Mr. Gates informed his audience that although there’s an 80% probability that the next-gen OS will ship as scheduled, “we’ve got to get this absolutely right,” and stressed that “if the feedback from the beta tests shows it is not ready for prime time, I’d be glad to delay it.” Now, we can’t imagine that anyone would want to purchase buggy software, so it’s reassuring to see that Microsoft is committed to only pushing a polished product out the door, but we have to say that Gates’ choice of words here makes him come across as just a little cavalier. Because if he’s “glad” to continue frustrating us with these tragi-comic delays, then there’s probably quite a few people out there who will be just as glad to stick with their copies of XP out of spite — or even worse, make the dreaded leap over to Leopard or Linux.

[Thanks, Matt and Oliver O.]

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Making it perfectly clear that even the mightiest CEOs sit up at night fretting over their competitors’ products, his highness Sir Howard Stringer recently confessed to having an “obsession” with Microsoft’s Xbox 360 after inadvertently mentioning the PS3-rival in an interview with the Wall Street Journal’s Walt Mossberg. Stringer’s admission followed what can only be described as a classic Freudian slip, in which he substituted the words “Xbox 360″ for “X-Men III” when bragging about the success of Sony Pictures’ The Da Vinci Code. After some prodding from Mossberg, Stringer even went on to pay Microsoft founder Bill Gates something of a backhanded compliment, admiring Gates’ ability to put a positive spin on setbacks like the constantly-slipping Vista release date while still managing to take shots at the PS3 for its own delayed arrival. So, the obvious question that now presents itself is: who would win in a fight, Gates or Stringer? Comments are on and awaiting your thoughtful analysis.

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